You forgot to mention getting hit by lightning at the same time.Shush now. I want to buy a case of Macallan 17 year Sherry Oak Whiskey. That shit ain't cheap. As much as I'd love to see The Donald swear on the bible and burst into flames, I am forced to part with these tickets.
Get a paint ball gun and fill it with blue paintSo, Trump is coming to Houston this weekend ("Houston".... The sonofbitch is actually going to be in Conroe) and that's way to close for me. Already seeing the Trump pride ramping up around these red parts.... So I'm going to drink my worries away for the next couple of days, maybe put a bat in my car.
It'll be big, the biggest big Houston in history, believe me.
I do happen to have family there if you need a trip to the boonies for a few days to camp out, however.